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The Greatest Love Of All ?

posted 8 years ago by misterslats
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I'd like to dedicate this song to Nicole and Azan for showing the world what real love looks like. When your mom tells you you deserve better then your fiance and you agree: that's real love right there. When your fiance tells you to stop being lazy and that you need to exercise more: that's the kind of amore they write love songs about. When you refuse to do any research on your fiance's country and culture: that just makes the heart swell. When you physically body-check your fiance and growl at him for not providing enough PDA: that's the kind of bond that makes all your friends envious of your relationship. And when you grab your fiance in the van and throw him out of your way like The Incredible Hulk when he tells you he doesn't care about you: well that's just the epitome of romance isn't it?
Dear Nicole's mom (if you're reading this) you can obviously see that Nicole and Azan have a beautiful thing going here - a true blue affair of the heart. The kind of fairytale union you usually only see in Lifetime movies and romance novels. So who the hell are you and May to try and come between this modern-day Romeo and Juliet?

[–] kjackson106 8 years ago

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's amore. Did someone say pizza?

[–] citizenofdis 8 years ago

When you swim in the sea an an eel bites your knee that's a moray.

[–] morrobay 8 years ago

kjackson, I love every one of your posts, you should post for a living...

[–] kjackson106 8 years ago

Wish I could!!! I am retired and could use some extra moola! Thank you.

[–] lovax 8 years ago

Didnt he only mention she should lose weight when she about died walking up a hill? And when did he say she wasn't attractive? I'll be honest, I only half assed paid attention to their story until the sand hill of death scene. Lol, it looked like one of those cliche "stranded in the hot desert" scenes from a movie, only help was just at the top of the hill. They were so close they literally fit into the same frame, and she's like "I can't make it...."

HAHAHA!!!! It's funny, cuz she's fat.

But seriously, he told her she should lose a little weight to be healthy, and she tells her family what he says out of context. Her family owes him an apology. It's Azan who can, and should do better.

[–] kjackson106 8 years ago

I am overweight. I was not overweight by much at her age. But he's not wrong that she needs to lose weight. I don't see how that is mean or offensive unless he was abusive about it unless we didnt see it.

[–] mindthinkr 8 years ago

That was very eloquent Misterslats. You summed it up perfectly.

[–] oneputtmike 8 years ago

throw him out of your way like The Incredible Hulk

She didn't throw him out of her way like the Incredible Hulk .... she BULLDOZED him out of the way!

[–] DarlaKDavis 8 years ago

When your so-called fiance says he "loves" your two-year-old daughter without having met her, that's amo.....skiiiiidddddd a reason to grab up that little girl and head for the (not sand) hills!

Nicole has no sense at all. What decent mother would drag her baby girl to a foreign country to stay with a man she really doesn't know? Nicole's mother was right in telling her she was not going to take that baby with her. If she made a move to, I would take to Children's Protective Services a copy of the show, especially with Nicole throwing fits and tossing Azan around. No way would my grandchild, if I had one, be dragged into that situation.

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