"I want him to see what he is missing."
"It's easier to get a new husband than to get a new job."
I can't remember the quote exactly but when that creeper guy Mark asked his daughter to find something in common with his fiance. I can't remember what she aid said but it was smart ass.
"To me, she is acceptable."
Really there is no contest. And never mind 90 Day Fiance: the greatest quote in reality TV HISTORY will always and forever be that Hallmark Card quote of Danielle's, "He's told people that I smelllll and that I peed on him!"
And you can't help but admire Mohammed's quick insertion of 'you do' in between Danielle's statement regarding smelling and peeing. I thought that took a bit of finesse.
She said, "I'm somewhat Filipino" :)
share"I brought him to America and he called the American police on me. That's the thanks I get."
shareWhere do I start? Sometimes the greatest quotes are almost the simplest quotes!
Devar- "Oh yes". "Most definitely"
Mohomand- "She would scream I want sex now, and tell me if I don't give her sex that she would deport me!" Isn't that rape?
Kyle's drunk mom- (that line about New Orleans being a dump, maybe it was Thailand, don't rememebr)
Creepest.....
Mark- "My songbird has stopped singing"
Kyle's drunk mom- (that line about New Orleans being a dump, maybe it was Thailand, don't rememebr)
She had no problem asking Noon if she was marrying Kyle for "a free pass to America?"
I kind of feel bad for some of the foreigners-- it would be quite stressful and awkward to live under the suspicion of being a green card scammer. That suspicion could be over their heads for several YEARS. It would actually really suck to live that way. Five years down the road in the marriage I would invite all my spouse's friends and family to a get-together and I'd sit EVERY doubter down and DEMAND an apology in front of the whole group from each and every one. Because you KNOW each and every doubter is just itching to be able to say 'I told you so' the second the marriage breaks up - a moment of enjoyment from someone else's moment of pain. We humans can be cruel animals.
"To me, she is acceptable."
^^^ This is my favorite.
"No one wants to sleep with someone like you! You need to go see a doctor!"
"This is America, not your house! You don't have the keys to America!"
“Nobody will have sex with someone like you. She needs to see a doctor before she has sex with someONE!"
Your film gods: Lee Van Cleef and Laura Gemser
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