If I were Jorge...


I wouldn't give Anfisa 1 more penny even for the plane ticket back home. I would let her ungrateful, disrespectful, gold digging ass figure out that part on her own.

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^^^ this!

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he's just another sap guy who loves abusive women. scary but true.

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He looked battered

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What is she so pissed about specifically? I can't figure it out.

Poor Jorge can't talk to the producers. Look at his terrified eyes.

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I know! He looked like a hostage!

"I just thought if you invited me over, you knew it was me showing up"

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Does anyone else think Anfisa is nowhere near as attractive as SHE thinks she is? IMO, she's good looking, but not gorgeous, or stunning, I feel sad that Jorge is seeing something that (again, imo!) no-one else on the Planet can see. Sure, he's a fool, he has too much money in relation to how wise he is regarding "affairs of the heart" - he fell so over the top in love (more likely lust/desire/my pals will be SO impressed!) and he never should've promised her a life full of materialistic crap, that's what Anfisa fell in love with, Jorge's 💰 generosity....💲....bank account 🏧........not Jorge. 





Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought an idiot - than to open it and remove all doubt!

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I think she's homely and a major butterface.

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Text book example of a butterface.

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Never heard the comment "butterface" before but I think that it does suit her.

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Never heard it before either. This is from the Urban Dictionary:

n. A girl who is hot, except for her (but her, butter) face.

If J.Lo had her face torn apart by wild dogs, people would call her a butter face.

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I never heard it either. Jorge is a reverse butterface. He's got a nice looking face, but...

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She's not the least bit attractive. Ok, I will say most men will have sex with her but they would be trying to satisfy some weird sick fetish. I couldn't imagine any man with self respect walking around with a blow up doll on their arm.

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I laughed so hard when he came back out and started whispering.

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I don't know what she's pissed about kjackson but I absolutely love it. "Goowaayyleeavemeelonneyorrnoyyiiinng..." And the way Jorge jumps when she scolds him lol
I wish they'd give these two a spinoff!

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I think she's psychotic

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Anfisa's intentions couldn't be more obvious, as she has been honest with Jorge from the beginning.
I don't blame her for behaving like a spoiled brat - I blame Jorge for putting up with it.

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If they marry as it seems they might he will be miserable. But he knows that now and is going ahead so he deserves it. For a trophy wife...but she's not all that. And has the personality of a wolverine.

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If they marry she will take him for EVERYTHING he's got. It might be a week after she gets her green card or it might be a year after but he is going to lose it all. And you just know she wouldn't touch a pre-nup with a ten-foot-poll. She would probably scratch his eyes out just for saying the word.

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Eh, he doesn't have anything so there's nothing to take. He doesn't have a home, he can't even rent a nice apartment because of his arrest record. The only money he has is what he makes in one lump sum selling marijuana. He spends his money so fast, mostly on her, that he is broke very quickly.


Eat some makeup because you are really ugly on the inside - Olivia Blois Sharpe

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Eh, he doesn't have anything so there's nothing to take. He doesn't have a home, he can't even rent a nice apartment because of his arrest record. The only money he has is what he makes in one lump sum selling marijuana. He spends his money so fast, mostly on her, that he is broke very quickly.


+1.

He even said (either at reunion or during one of last episodes) that towards the end of the month they fight a lot because there is no money. So he lives month to month with no life savings at all.

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When I die, I want to be buried face down. That way whoever doesn't like me can kiss my ass.

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^ this!

I mean perhaps I would buy her a crappy plane ticket, like coach on Kenyan Air or something like that. lol.

He needs to grow a pair and dump the Ruski!

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Maybe Jorge is a masochist. is that the right word? He enjoys all the abuse she heaps on him. He behaves like a little child being scolded. C'mon Jorge! I cant believe that a grown man who has a job, a drivers license, is able to dress and feed himself- could be so stupid. She flaunts her gold-digging rotten personality in his face.

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I agree. In some ways I think he likes the "mother/child" thing. She's been pretty transparent about what's important to her; he just chooses to ignore it. It appears he has absolutely no self respect, which is really sad to me.

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I've seen speculation that Jorge might have some sort of humiliation fetish or he might be into financial domination. If so, that would explain a lot.

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I do not like her at all.

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I felt sorry for Jorge but now I think they deserve each other.

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