The Beginning
I'm seven minutes in and already I've found so many stupid things:
1. When the soldiers in Bus #2 lose contact with Bus #1, neither of them thinks to radio the rear guard, a Hummer that was clearly shown driving behind them. They simply continue making fruitless attempts to contact "Alpha 1," and both times it's decided they ought to get off to go investigate, neither of them radios the Hummer to inform them of what they're doing.
2. I hated, hated, hated the bit where the second soldier decides to go out. Someone says it isn't a good idea, considering the first guy still hasn't returned, and without a word, the soldier opens the door then turns to the guy who told him not to go and makes this petulant frowny face like he's a spoiled six year old kid saying "You're not the boss of me!" Not only is he behaving stupidly, but he's being really unprofessional about it.
3. As an addendum to the above, what I thought was going to happen when the second soldier heads up to the front was that he was going to tell the driver to just go around the stopped bus and continue on. I would've thought such an apocalyptic scenario as the one this movie presents would necessitate some brutal pragmatism - i.e., that they'd just have to write off everyone aboard the first bus and the soldier who got off to check. Instead, he didn't do this, he basically just repeats his friend's mistake.
4. The same guy who told that soldier that getting off wasn't a good idea becomes the third person in the sequence to do so. I know it was to get the gun, but still, it seemed dumb that he'd do the very thing he told someone else not to do.
5. I'm still unclear as to what exactly happened in Bus #1. The vehicle simply stops dead. There's one single burst of gunfire inside of it, but besides this, nothing. No indications of attack or violence. This is in direct contrast to what happens when Bus #2 gets invaded. Shrieking, yelling, pandemonium. Considering the amount of utter insanity and noise that occurs aboard the second vehicle... how could the first one be taken so quietly? What, did every single person except whoever fired the one shot turn all at the same time? Did they just sit placidly in their seats and get eaten?
6. What happened to the rear guard...? We see the headlights at the back of the bus in several scenes looking down the aisle and in a few shots after everyone (finally) makes it out the rear exit, but besides this, the vehicle and whoever may be inside of it are simply forgotten about. Don't they wonder why they've stopped?
7. Do the emergency rear doors on school buses really not open from the inside? This seems to negate the purpose of them being emergency doors. If they can only be opened from the outside, why
I mean, really, how many times will you look under Jabba's manboobs?