This film is so bad I actually had to...
...press stop after the 19th minute, just after Jackson punches the woman and they fall in the snow. Here's why:
First, I can't stand watching Tarantino wa nking over himself with things like 'the eight film by Quentin Tarantino' or 'Chapter One'. Who the hell does he think he is? He's so obsessed with certain genres of film that he is nothing but cliches now, and his films are just one cliche after another.
For example, I have discovered via the opening scenes to the Hateful 8 that I can completely predict what he's going to do next. We have the murderous, foul mouthed woman, we have the not-too-happy-to-share-his-coach bounty hunter who elbows her in the face whenever she opens her mouth, we have Jackson with his prize possession letter, and we have this unbelievably obvious setup where Russell asks if he can see it. Before he even took it out of his pocket I knew she was going to either spit on it or snort blood on it, and that Jackson would respond with a knee-jerk reaction of outrage (although I hoped I would be wrong). I wasn't wrong, and that's when I had to ask my friend to press stop (he'd already seen it so it didn't matter to him).
How can I possibly enjoy a film that is so predictable and full of cliches that I know what's going to happen from one scene to next? The answer is I can't, and Tarantino sucks.
And what a great shame it is too, because I regard Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction to be two of the all time greats in film making. Whatever happened to the man who made those?