Anyone who doesn't like this

It was boring and had very bad acting!

Yes! This is to vampire films what Monty Python and the Holy Grail is to medieval films. An instant classic sure to outshine other comedies in the genre once it's been more widely viewed. I'd say it even puts Shaun of the Dead to shame.

I saw it today and thought it was pretty good. It's not a perfect movie, as some of the plot didn't quite hold together and some of the jokes didn't work, but overall it really worked. It was a clever and funny satire of documentary films and gave off an Addams Family-like vibe as well. I also appreciated the strong character development as well. I recommend this. 7.5/10

Eh, it was a fine mocumentory, but not the best.

They should be made to suffer the procession of shame!

They just have no sense of humor. This small budget independent film was way funnier than some well financed big studio projects (e.g. Tammy, Jack and Jill, Disaster Movie, Year One, Dumb and Dumber To, Anchorman 2). This small budget independent film isn't just slightly better than the aforementioned films. It is miles better.

"Gold buys a mans silence for a time. A bolt to the heart buys it forever"

Amen, Nicko!




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