It seems Justin Long is making a career of being the victim.
Jeepers Creepers - Tortured for his eyes by some evil demon.
After. Life. - embalmed while still alive.
Now turned into a walrus.
Jeepers Creepers - Tortured for his eyes by some evil demon.
After. Life. - embalmed while still alive.
Now turned into a walrus.
I've noticed this too. Also:
Die Hard 4 - Targeted by Cyber-terrorists.
Dodgeball - Obviously not as bad, but he still gets hit by a wrench/dodgeball.
"Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get those peepers? Jeepers, Creepers, where'd you get those eyes?"
Good. I hate the little bastid. Ever since he started making those dumb Mac commercials, every movie where I can watch Justin Long tortured is great.
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