Appalling


Same old tired garbage, 75 minutes of watching a documentary camera crew get drunk, flirt and make kissy faces at each other and then a silly 10 minute pay off at the end. Seriously, when are people like this going to get some new material? Do we really need the pointless and pathetic scenes of people flirting with each other taking up half of the run time? Do we need to see the group all getting drunk and partying for 3 quarters of the film? It's been done to death. What have watching people bat eyes at each other and getting drunk got to do with horror? It's no wonder the found footage genre is so universally panned.

"Hasta la vista, baby."

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I agree but for some reason a lot of people seem to think this some unique refreshing take on found footage/comedy horror. Which it isn't.

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i myself detest found footage film and avoid them at all costs. but this one managed to entertain. i don't think it was wildly original but it wasn't just the same tropes of found footage and most of the characters were enjoyable. so it was good for a FFF

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Okay, fair enough...but how else do you do it?

I like the tired garbage formula, because it seems "realistic" to me. This way they build tension, they attempt to endear you to the characters so you care about them and then they shock you by killing them off.

What would be a better more entertaining way?

If they introduce too much danger and gore too quickly, the "realistic" factor goes out the window because I wonder what is the incentive for staying.

IF they trap everybody in the "box" with "the monster" it becomes a tired monster in a box movie which has been done to death. After that it is all about the bodycount and you don't really get attached or care about any one...the monster and the setting are the star. I watch those movies too and they can be done well.

What is another better way?

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You say the monster in a box has been done to death but so has this. I love found footage films as, like you, i think they come across as more gritty and realistic but I have watched a good 10 to 15 FF films over the last 12 months and the build up is always almost exactly the same. group of teens with cameras, they can be dumb teens or a supposed professional documentary crew, or scientists, yet they all act around like 8 year olds, cracking sex jokes and using toilet humour, playing silly pranks on each other, making fun of everyone who dares to look different to them and flirting with one another, until the 2 leads eventually end up having sex and becoming an item.

This goes on for 80% of the run time. Have you ever watched the making of documentary programs for the BBC or National Geographic? The groups are professional, they speak to each other with respect, there's very little to no toilet humour used, no flirting as most of them are too work orientated or happily married, there's no acting the fool or behaving like 3 year olds etc etc.

All of these films lose any believability once you are introduced to the cast and you see how generic and stupid they are. It would be refreshing to see film makers do FF movies with a group of well behaved, sensible and more importantly, BELIEVABLE characters you can invest in, instead of sex crazed teens who act like high school drop outs and don't take anything seriously. Not every woman out there is an air headed slut, not every guy out there is a self obsessed football jock or a juvenile wannabe comedian. And not all documentary crews and scientists are in thier early 20's and look like glamour models and extras from Baywatch.

It would be far more interesting if they cut out the childish larking around, fart and sex jokes and godawful unrealistic romance threads and focussed on the films story arc or investigations into the mystery or purpose of the films content. the sex, jokes and flirting garbage is just an excuse to justify and fill a 20 minute idea into a 90 minute film.

It's now getting to the point where I'm turning off FF movies 20 minutes in because I already know exactly what's going to happen as I've seen it played over and over 50 times before. And I'm not asking that movies start out with action, gore and violence from the off but having to sit through all of the above for an hour and 20 minutes before anything even remotely interesting happens for a lousy 10 minute payoff at the end is ridiculous.

They need to start treating the audience like adults. Paying money to see what looks like a good horror film only to find out it's a complete copy of 50 other films out there is something that really does piss me off, I mean, it's not like the film makers are going to give you a refund is it? :-)

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I enjoyed this, but I agree going the found footage route wasn't the best choice. You kind of groan whenever you see something filmed as found footage.

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That's how I'm getting at the moment buddy, i used to love FF films but now when i see one I'm like "oh no, not again" lol

"Hasta la vista, baby."

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P.S sorry for the long winded reply, I got a bit carried away typing lol

"Hasta la vista, baby."

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No, it was an excellent reply, thanks for sharing. I agree. I just need to say that I agree that both monster in a box and this type of goofy teens or twenty somethings get slaughtered at the end movie have both been done to death.

I did think the group was unprofessional and clichéd and that it detracted from the movie. For one I think the producer dropped waaaay too many F-bombs and was too caffeinated and volatile to be taken seriously.

So I guess what I am saying is I totally agree, it is just that it wasn't enough for me to stop watching it or stop enjoying it. You are probably just a few months ahead of me and have watched more of these movies then I have and had your fill. OR maybe I have seen a couple where the crew wasn't as stupid or sex fiend crazy as this group to get burned out on it yet. Ha ha.

I wish I could remember off hand but I have seen so many.

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lol respect buddy, try watching Jeruzalem next, it's all of the above and then some, if that doesn't put you off nothing ever will :-D Watch for the scene in the tunnel where the guy with a machine gun is standing 20 feet away from some kind of monster and instead of shooting at it like most people would do, he actually turns his back on it to speak to one of the group, I'll let you guess what happens to him ha ha I am really looing forward to the Blair Witch movie though, that looks from the trailer at least, like it's been done properly :-)

"Hasta la vista, baby."

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OMG. You are right. Jeruzalem is on Netlfix and I had to come back here and respond. The scene in the tunnel was so ridiculous. Hope the new Blair Witch is better too.

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Same old tired garbage, 75 minutes of watching a documentary camera crew get drunk, flirt and make kissy faces at each other and then a silly 10 minute pay off at the end. Seriously, when are people like this going to get some new material? Do we really need the pointless and pathetic scenes of people


Fully agreed. The "look at me and how cool I am by carrying around a camera and insulting everyone and everything because I'm pretty and I have a camera" *beep* got real old real quick. I made it through a half hour of this pig *beep* and gave up.

I gave this a 2. That's more than they gave me.

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i got through the whole film mate as I'd paid money to watch it but seriously, you haven't missed anything by turning it off, the last 10 minutes were ok but you've 80 minutes of garbage to wade through to get there. i used to love found footage style films but I'm fast going off them. Tip. If you ever plan to watch Jeruzalem, avoid it and save your money and your life, it's exactly the same set up as this with an even shorter payoff.

"Hasta la vista, baby."

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