The only criminal thing in this movie was Gary Oldman's character!
I had to invent a backstory about him really wanting to get hold of a bacon butty to make up for his constant over-incompetence.
This guy is meant to be in charge of stopping World War 3 from happening!
I know it's not Gary's fault, he's always good with what he's got but a lot must have been left on the editing floor
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