Both painfully unfunny "comedies" with C-list actors, that only exist so they can pat themselves on the back for pushing an agenda, and lecturing the audience about what bigots we are if we don't join them in praising the movie.
Both films tanked at the box office and audiences stayed away in droves.
"Bros" still managed to get favorable reviews from left-wing critics though. This film DIDN'T!
Bros was actually really funny. The huge blanket scene in the park was so good! This one doesn't have a single joke on the level of that one.
shareThe American Society of Magical Negroes was better at pushing the agenda that whites are evil. Whites held slaves, not Jews.
share>> The American Society of Magical Negroes was better at pushing the agenda that whites are evil. Whites held slaves, not Jews. <<
The irony is the same crowd pushing this type of movie are the types who want us to believe all the ancient Egyptians were somehow black, even Cleopatra (who was 100% ethnic Greek ancestry, but somehow we should pretend she's black and demand black actresses play her)
If we go by their OWN premise, then it would have been blacks enslaving the white Jews to build the pyramids, and therefore THEY'D have to apologize to white people FOR enslaving them.
But, of course, logic is beyond their deranged mentality.
BROS IS A SOLID FLICK...LAUGHS AND HEART...I ENJOYED IT AND MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER ALSO ENJOYED IT.
shareWell, the general public sure didn't.... they stayed away in droves.
THEATERS ARE A DYING BEAST...I USED TO GO WEEKLY... I DON'T GO ANYMORE...THAT SHIT HAS LESS AND LESS TO DO WITH FILM QUALITY BY THE DAY.
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Yeah yeah yeah... same excuse they used LAST summer when The Little Mermaid remake, The Flash, Indiana Jones 5, etc., etc., kept flopping spectacularly when they were supposed to be summer "tentpole" movies and HUGE blockbusters for the studio. "Well, it's certainly NOT the movie's fault, audiences just don't go to theaters anymore after streaming and Covid-19... blah blah blah..."
THEN movies like The Super Mario Bros. Movie and Barbieheimer came along, EASILY made OVER a BILLION dollars at the box office, and put the "audiences just don't go to theaters anymore" theory to rest.
But you guys keep trying to beat that dead horse.
YUP...TWO YEARS AND TWO HIT MOVIES...BOTH MAJOR IPS WITH HUGE STUDIO PROMOTIONAL PUSH...AND OPPENHEIMER RIDING THE WAVE....SPECTACLE AND EXPERIENCE...THE FUTURE OF THEATERS.
shareIf the films are good and audiences LIKE them, they'll make money at the box office. Dune Part 2 was released in theaters around the same time as The American Society as Magical Negros (March 2024). Dune has made nearly $700 million, while American Society has made only $2 million! That's because Dune is EPIC while American Society is unfunny trash.
As for "Bros", Top Gun: Maverick was in theaters at the same time in 2022. Read the box office numbers for both.
DUNE AND TOP GUN....TWO GOOD MOVIES IN THE LAST THREE YEARS?...BOX OFFICE DOES NOT MEAN WHAT IT ONCE MEANT....AND QUITE FRANKLY...IT DIDN'T MEAN MUCH THEN EITHER.
shareKowalski, you said you never watched Bros and now you watched it with your "teenage daughter". Did you feel guilty about being Homophobic?
shareI DON'T GO TO THE THEATER...I SAW BROS THE SECOND IT HIT STREAMING...LOVED IT...PICKED UP A BLU-RAY COPY RECENTLY AND ALI PICKED IT OFF THE TO WATCH SHELF...SHE ALSO LOVED IT...IT'S A CHARMING FILM.
shareSo why didn't you watch it in theatre to support Billy Eichner? Proving to be a homophobe while shaming others for not seeing it in.
shareI DON'T GO TO THE THATER FOR ANY MOVIES...A ROM COM WOULD BE FAR DOWN THE LIST EVEN IF I DID GO....BUT I DON'T...WE COLECT PHYSICAL MEDIA AND WE PREFER TO SAVE ALL THE DOLLARS FOR HARD COPIES FOR THE LIBRARY.
shareAnd yet you'll shame others for not going to support your favourite rainbow actors like Eichner.
shareNO...I WON'T...I WILL RESPOND TO PEOPLE BACHING HIM OR HIS FILM OVER HIS SEXUALITY THOUGH.
shareBecause they didn't show up to watch his shitty movie in theatre? But you didn't shoe up either so therefore, you just confirmed yourself to be a homophobic bigot. Buying it on DVD will do nothing now, Eichner was begging you to show up and you flipped him off 🤣
shareYOU SEEM CONFUSED...AND STUPID...PERHAPS A NAP?
shareLike a typical leftist, when called out on their hypocrisy, they behave in a childish manner to save face.
shareNO I AM NOT A LEFTIST...AND I DON'T PAY FOR THEATER TICKETS...FOR ANY MOVIE...A COMEDY WOULD BE FAR DOWN THE LIST EVEN IF I DID...I DID HOWEVER WATCH BROS...LOVED IT...BOUGHT THE BLU-RAY...AND WATCHED IT WITH MY DAUGHTER WHO ALSO LOVED IT.
I ALWAYS BEHAVE IN A CHILDISH MANNER...I AM KOWALSKI™️....I ENJOY HAVING A GOOD TIME.
This sucks. Bros was funny, entertaining, and well written. This movie was not.
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