I Just Saw This...DON'T


The 8, 9, and 10-star reviews of this movie are absolute and total lies. I understand everyone likes something different, BUT most movies don't deserve high ratings like this movie got, not even blockbusters. And this movie is no blockbuster. Giving it a Razzy Award is an insult to the Razzy Awards. If I found out this was a high-school student production, then fine. But a movie made by adults, there's no excuse for the horrific direction, writing, and acting, and cinematography, and...well, everything else. Heck, the catering cart for the cast and crew was probably awful, too. The storyline is insane, and the reason for the killings is just stupid. Even if they only invested $100 into this movie, I don't know where they put it. There is one scene of nudity showing a pair of breasts.

I gave this a 1-star rating. Trust me, it's not even close to a solid 1-star. This movie had no saving grace except for the fact that it finally ended. Unfortunately, this is the type of movie that the horror genre (my favorite genre, btw) is filled to the brim with; cheap, tripe, trashy and incoherent. To find a diamond, we have to sift through a lot of coal. Trust me, this movie wasn't even coal. Put an "S" at the beginning of "hit", and that's what I think of this film.

Do not waste your time with this garbage. I guarantee you that the reviews of 8,9 and 10 stars came only from the people who made this worthless excuse of a movie that should've been aborted before the camera recorded a single second. Nobody else in their right mind would've given this anything but a 1, maybe 2-star rating. The other reviews are fakes. Hopefully in the future, IMDb will come up with some sort of system that disallows fake reviews from being posted. Not only do I NOT recommend this movie, I strongly advise anyone against watching it.

YUCK!!!!!

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So my review of this film is nul if its a 10 or a 9 . Good to know that you hated it for no specific reason other then wanting to bash on a film that you had not actual understanding off.

Its interesting all you mention that all the good reviews are fake but when i read all te bad reviews , its all vague and unspecific , just like your above review is.
I mean why did you really hate it so much.

Look let's be honest here, you have a gripe with the director or someone on the production team and there are others like you who seem to hate this film for no actual specific reasons.

And before i get called out as just someone from the production team who is trying to shield this film from bad critics, I will be very forward and say that no im not involved, but i know the director and the lead actress, i had the pleasure to compete against them at a film festival, so yes i know them, but in the end , who i know does not change my point of view of whats good or bad, my own films are not the best, yes this film like any films at faults and issues, but to really be able to critic any film, you must film understand it, you must actual watch and get why everything was done the way it was.

And anyone who watched the Scarehouse will understand that its not just a simple tits an ass gore fest, its not back story that demands your attention for more then a minute, something that seems hard for you and your fellow bashing friends.

And i want to touch on your 100$ comment, well if you can rent a location, buy the props, set decor, pay your actors, sound designer, prop maker etc on just 100$ and make a feature film, then bravo.
Just the 100$ rant / comment is enough to tell me and anyone else reading your comment that you have no basic knowledge of how a film is made, none at all and its indicative that you are nothing more then someone , probably sitting at home with nothing better to do then bash anything that you feel like hating.

You see this is why sites and forums should have rules or some sort of system , you know to filter out the idiots who seem to have no idea what they are actually talking about .

Not only do you have no idea what you are talking about and you proved how serious anyone should take your comment by ending it with yuck..

for anyone actually interested if this film is good or not, just do a google search, a lot of horror sites have all ready reviewed it and they give you actual reviews of it

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yeah i know that my grammar sucks, o what i could care less, i dont review for a living so im good.

Bad grammar or not i am allowed to comment on this forum topic as much as i want, just like you have the right to hate this film.

but you are right, EVERYONE GO WATCH IT DONT MIND THIS GUY'S UNSPECIFIC REASONING FOR HATING THIS FILM, JUST WATCH IT.. YEAH THATS RIGHT ....

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yeah thats right FAIR ENOUGH INDEED...

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The OP is right...there is NO way anyone could like this pile of nothing.

It's understandable in this age that makers of films would dispatch the entire production team to the internet of a night and fill a message board with highly flattering shill work...it's easy and kind of free publicity.

This film although someone obviously worked hard on it...is a boring nonsense that even though I watched it only a week ago, it has already been largely forgotten by my mind.

How good could it have been?

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Its a *beep* piece of *beep* horror film. So much *beep* horror out there these days, this is the worst of the worst.

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