Most generic stereotypic abduction sci-fi I've ever seen (SPOILERS).
THIS CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS The irony...
Cabin in the woods - check
"Teenagers" who look 40 - check
Group dynamics - hero jock, strong female lead, bimbo valley girl, cowardly Idiot & pillhead - check
Car that won't start - check
Power failure in thunderstorm - check
Mention of Roswell, area 51 and Gov conspiracy - check
Hiding behind shower curtain, with a knife - check
Arm through mirror - check
Eye seen through spyhole - check
Hilly billy cop - check
Stairwell shots + light shining through boarded up windows - check
Moving Bushes - check
Crazy redneck doing something illegal in the woods - check
Pointless archival found footage amidst professionally shot scenes - check.
Killing of family dog - check
Sticky alien membrane - check
Toys, photographs, sunglasses and other artefacts on UFO - check
Romantic resuscitation scene - check
Probe - check
Minority report style touch screens - check
Double depressing end - check
Could have done with cats jumping out and hissing at people. Thankyou to producers for showing me something everyone has seen a million times...again.
Rated - 1 star