Full of cursing and cheap one liners

That's not very nice. But I guess I feel the same way about people who like Hip Hop and/or pop culture in general. This movie was plain old fun, like the stuff we watched as kids that sparked our imaginations and led to big fantastical conversations with friends. I thought the s hitfully annoying catchphrases and James Cameron/Michael Bay dialogue were mostly taken care of in the first third of the movie, then more realistic dialogue kicked in. In a lot of parts, the actors seemed genuinely terrified, and there were very few boring moments. 7/10 for me, purely from an entertainment point of view. Don't ask me about the technical aspects of the film, because I know nothing about filmmaking. Try to take it easier on your fellow viewers - this is entertainment, not Particle Physics!

... but it's got electrolytes