So, how are they gonna kill first?
I'm baffled.
As I remember correctly in American horror/Terror Movies, the first one to die is the black guy, the second is the other minority, then the Jew nerd...and in the end the only survivor is the WASP.
But looking at the trailer, the all look WASP to me.
I like my horrors predictable..so who's gonna die in what order?
They've been messing with the rules for so long now. Unpredictability is the new predictability. And it wasn't the WASP that used to survive, it was the drug free, never nude, virgin. Who just happened to always be a WASP.
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I just realized that "The Cabin in the Woods" never mentioned the black guy rule.
shareMy favorite application of that rule was in, I think, one of the Wishmaster sequels. The genie asks the black guy "you know why the black guy always dies first? ... Me either." and he kills him.
Funny enough scene to stick in my head long after everything else about the film has faded away.
If you take life too seriously it stops being funny.
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I agree, lets replace every White actors in Hollywood with minorities!
Btw, who stops Africans to create their own Hollywood movies and kill the WASP first?
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Instead of making a black guy the first one killed at the beginning of the movie, they made the black guy an armed military man who did the killing at the end of the movie. Nice twist.
shareOne way to avoid the stereotype I guess.
shareWhen there is no black guy they kill the dog first.
shareNot a guy who looks like you in the movie? Awwww poor baby, cry more, cry and let it out!
Quit whining. I'm not over here crying because I didn't see a character like me in Boyz 'N Da Hood.
You must not of watched the movie. Your racist request was granted with a black guy at the end.
A bright light can hollow the deepest of nothingness.
eh?
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