i likey, no likey buta de boobie es nice

Dis a my renuzit to a china movie I watch tonight. I have a many a
problem as to my English n my spell checking is a Spanish a to. Maybe
de IMDb no wanna show my renuzit but I say "I dun care, I make a my
renuzit anyway". I sorry if u no understestimate my renuzit but I have
a lotta too much confuscious wit de Penga or no penga. I lookey da movie
I say I no likey. Maybe I have a one a drink, I still no likey. I
drinka de hole bottle n I say "maybe ya maybe no". Den I see de boobie
n say "wow, das a nice a de boobie". So I open another one of de bottle
and say "ok, maybe a taco bell is a open when finish an I eat one taco"
but when I finish de another de bottle I eat 6 tacos. De movie es
crazie. I only like de one with de boobie not de one with a no penga. I
no spoil noting here, I cook everything with adobo. Feliz Navidad!