#1 You can go home again, but your current boyfriend won't like it.
#2 James Franco is obsessed with finding a rhyme for the word orange.
#3 Madison Sinclair will never grow up.
#4 Neptune High has a special lunch table reserved for angry, resentful young women.
#5 Principal Clemmons has had a boring ten years.
#6 Wallace never got to be an engineer.
#7 Clubbing baby seals is preferable to working at Kane Software.
#8 Leo got another job in law enforcement after stealing the critical evidence in a high-profile case.
#9 Getting into bar fights is what men do.
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#10 James Franco is a huge Tolkien nerd!
#11 Weevil's always at the wrong place, at the wrong time.
#12 Never get a crime confession broadcast on the radio, you can't trust the rock&roller neighbours.