to dislike this.
Marvel doesn't want the Mccarthyverse to succeed, because they're afraid it'll blow the whole MCU out of the park.
Jesus, *beep* Disney! I can't believe this, it frustrates me how they can get away with this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMA_fVz-IUo
The McCarthyverse will rise again. Nobody can stop her.
shareThe McCarthyverse will rise again. Nobody can stop her.
It IS sad. Disney is SO frightened by the McCarthy Cinematic Universe that they'll actually pull strings to have her movies fail in at the box office to prevent a unified McCarthyverse. The fact that Marvel's movies make more money than Melissa's can ONLY be due to a conspiracy.
But they can't stop her. She's like Batman PLUS Superman. Did you know that their mom's had the same name? It's true, and it fixes everything.
It IS sad. Disney is SO frightened by the McCarthy Cinematic Universe that they'll actually pull strings to have her movies fail in at the box office to prevent a unified McCarthyverse. The fact that Marvel's movies make more money than Melissa's can ONLY be due to a conspiracy.
But they can't stop her. She's like Batman PLUS Superman. Did you know that their mom's had the same name? It's true, and it fixes everything.
We're going to see "The Death of McCarthy" if I have to take away her diabetes medication entirely. The world DESERVES to see it. A classic story for the ages; we've EARNED it.
Dank McCarthy returns just won't happen with Disney around pulling strings behind the scenes. We all know why, and it's a shame. But they won't let it happen; it'd make Thanos seem like Ant Man.
You're right; my bad. Batman's determination and Superman's strength...but Wonder Woman's lack of regard for what men think of her appearance, and Green Lantern's ability to star in one of the worst movies ever. She's the Justice League, and Avengers, AND the Transformers rolled into one fantastic thundering beast.
I think they need to start EVERY movie from now on with a scene showing how Bruce Wayne's parents died. Not every Batman movie...not every DC movie or every comic book movie. EVERY. SINGLE. MOVIE. EVER. Actually, I'm going to demand that they do that. So we never forget.
Also, I demand that they remake Mac and Me, but replace the alien with Melissa McCarthy, and then make a funny scene where the alien falls down and says, "That's gonna leave a mark..." Brilliance.
We're going to see "The Death of McCarthy" if I have to take away her diabetes medication entirely. The world DESERVES to see it. A classic story for the ages; we've EARNED it.
Dank McCarthy returns just won't happen with Disney around pulling strings behind the scenes. We all know why, and it's a shame. But they won't let it happen; it'd make Thanos seem like Ant Man.
You're right; my bad. Batman's determination and Superman's strength...but Wonder Woman's lack of regard for what men think of her appearance, and Green Lantern's ability to star in one of the worst movies ever. She's the Justice League, and Avengers, AND the Transformers rolled into one fantastic thundering beast.
I think they need to start EVERY movie from now on with a scene showing how Bruce Wayne's parents died. Not every Batman movie...not every DC movie or every comic book movie. EVERY. SINGLE. MOVIE. EVER. Actually, I'm going to demand that they do that. So we never forget.
Also, I demand that they remake Mac and Me, but replace the alien with Melissa McCarthy, and then make a funny scene where the alien falls down and says, "That's gonna leave a mark..." Brilliance.
That was one of my problems with Ant-Man, I mean couldn't they have taken 5 minutes to show Bruce's parents get shot again?
I think a lot of movies should retroactively be added a Bruce Wayne Origin, so they can be better.
Thanks, I try to entertain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMA_fVz-IUo