Rose-enhanced movie endings


Star Trek 2:

Spock: I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Live long and Prosper.

Rose opens the door and hauls Spock out of the engine room.

Rose: Don't kill the ones we hate, it's better to save the ones we love.

Radiation floods the Enterprise, killing everyone on board.

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Dark Knight Rises

With no way to stop the detonation, Batman uses the Bat to haul the nuclear bomb far over the bay, where it is safely to explode. Before takeoff, Rose opens the door and hauls Batman out of the Bat.

Rose: Don't kill the ones we hate, it's better to save the ones we love.

The bomb explodes killing everyone in Gotham.

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Bambi

Rose is the hunter who kills Bambi's mother.

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Star Wars - A New Hope

Helped by guidance from Obi-Wan's ghost, Luke wants to use the Force to destroy the Death Star moments before it can fire on the Rebel base.

Rose enters the trench with her X Wing and bumps into Luke's.

Rose: Don't kill the ones we hate, it's better to save the ones we love.

Yavin IV gets blown to pieces.



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Star Wars, Episode VIII: the Last Jedi

FINN: Why did you do that?

ROSE: I just saved you, you testosterone-addled dummy. (smooch). That's how we're gonna win. Not by killing the things we hate, but by saving the things we love.

FINN: Now hol' just a damn minute, girl! Are you trying to tell me your sister Paige had love in her heart and was singing hymns to Jesus as she was dropping those bombs on the Dreadnaught, killing hundreds of thousands?

ROSE: Don't confuse the issue.

FINN: I ain't confusin' nuthin'. What you just said to me makes no damn sense. What happens if the only way to save the things you love is by killing the things you hate? What part of the word "war" don't you understand?

ROSE: You men just don't GET IT, do you?

FINN: I get it just fine. Her completely useless sacrifice is totally OK, even though everyone agrees that it was totally pointless and Leia was ordering Poe to call the attack off for that very reason. I didn't see you knocking her ass out of the way. And what about Madame Purple Hair, and her Oh-So-Noble Sacrifice? What did she buy the Resistance, 10 minutes?

ROSE: You still don't get it, do you? It's all about survival and hope and....

HUX: (over loudspeaker) HEY, YOU TWO DOWN THERE! COULD YOU KEEP IT DOWN A BIT? WE'RE TRYING TO PROSECUTE A WAR HERE. WE CAN HEAR YOU GUYS ARGUING ALL THE WAY UP HERE!

FINN and ROSE: We're not arguing, we're having a discussion.

HUX: COULD'VE FOOLED ME.

FINN: (shouting up to the Imperial Walker) Sorry, we'll keep it down. (Now in a whisper) Listen Rose, how the heck do you even know my sacrifice would've turn out to be any more or less necessary than Paige and Holdo's turned out to be? Paige actually put the Resistance in a worse position and Holdo bought the Resistance at most another 10 minutes. Hell, we ended up losing almost everyone anyway despite that. Besides, how do you even know Luke is coming in next ten minutes...unless you read the script?
(CONTINUED)

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ROSE: Um...errr...I think I'll pass now.

FINN: If it will shut you up, then by all means do so.

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Arlington Road (w/Jeff Bridges & Tim Robbins)

Oliver Lang: You had to know, didn't you. Didn't you? You couldn't leave your neighbor alone.

Rose walks in after Oliver pulls Michael into the abandoned building.

Rose: Don't kill the ones we hate, it's better to save the ones we love.

Michael Faraday: You're sick! You sick f*ck!

**Federal Building blows up anyways**

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Ha, this is going to be good thread I can tell!

Let's see....

Hamlet :

As Hamlet prepares to force Claudius to drink the very same poison that killed Gertrude and obtain vengeance for the death of his father, Rose whacks him over the back of the head with her codpiece.

Rose: Don't kill the ones we hate, it's better to save the ones we love.

Claudius then has them both tortured to death over a period of several months.

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Ghostbusters - Rose stops the Ghostbusters from crossing the streams. “We don’t kill the ones we hate, we save the ones we love.” Gozer invades Earth’s realm and everyone dies.

Avengers - Rose stops Iron Man from driving a nuke through the wormhole. “We don’t kill the ones we hate, we save the ones we love.” New York is nuked, Loki takes over, then Thanos collects an Infinity Stone, which leads to half the universe turning to ash even sooner.

The Last Temptation of Christ - Rose pulls Christ off the cross. “We don’t kill the ones we hate, we save the ones we love”. All humanity succumbs to eternal damnation.

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Portsmouth, 5 June 1944.
Supreme Allied Commander Dwight D. Eisenhower is about to greenlight the invasion of the Normandy by joint allied forces to liberate Europe from the hands of the Nazi empire lead by the malevolent Adolf Hitler.

Rose Tico enters the room and punches Eisenhower into a coma, yelling 'Don't kill the ones we hate, it's better to save the ones we love.'

The invasion is cancelled and Nazi Germany finally wins the war.

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