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Rian Johnson Wants To Have Lunch With You

posted 7 years ago by darkpast (8855)
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https://www.charitybuzz.com/catalog_items/join-laura-dern-star-wars-director-rian-johnson-for-1405908?utm_campaign=david_lynch_foundation

Join Laura Dern & Star Wars Director, Rian Johnson, for Lunch in LA

You and a guest will get to go to lunch in Los Angeles with Laura Dern, AKA Vice Admiral Amilyn Holdo, and Rian Johnson, the writer and director of Star Wars: The Last Jedi! You'll share a meal and a conversation on everyone's favorite franchise, the entertainment industry, and more!
Donated by: Rian Johnson and Laura Dern

What would you say to him?

[–] ProgSinister (188) 7 years ago

Unwritten rules for whoever wants this:
Wear a purple wig. If anybody asks you any questions, smile sweetly and remain quiet.
If Rian Johnson gives you anything, say 'meh' and toss it over your shoulder.
On the way out, say 'engage hyperdrive!' and crash into any nearby paparazzi stalking you.
Pour some salt onto the tablecloth. Taste it, and say, 'it's salt.'

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[–] janelsenor (2048) 7 years ago

Who the hell would want to bid to win a meal that you also have to pay for? Lol.

This makes me hate Rian Johnson more than any movie he's made....

[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

It's a charity event, Johnson isn't the one who set this up. He and Laura just volunteered to be auctioned off.

[–] Kalyber (61) 7 years ago

You know what? I would ignore Johnson, only speaking to Laura Dern, and be soo enthusiastic about Jurassic Park! :D

[–] Buttholio (198) 7 years ago

You could slip him a Mickey