Flying Space Leia or Luke milking island creature's boob?
What was your "this movie is going to shit" moment?
shareWhat was your "this movie is going to shit" moment?
sharehaha finally someone said it! wtf was that all about? and it was green milk too. Finn walking around squirting ooze everywhere was kinda odd.
shareAnd the thing had FOUR BOOBS! And seemed to enjoy the process too!!! 😨
BEWBS!
the prank phone call to hux was another one...
Oh right I forgot the prank call, I guess all the other stupidity overshadowed it.
shareJust remembered another one, when Rey tried to take the saber away from Snoke and the saber flew around the room and it came back and hit Rey in the back of the head. Looked like a Stooges skit.
shareEven though Rey is still a Mary Sue, (like how she had to be the one to teach Luke the ways of the Jedi when Luke should have been the one teaching her) it was still refreshing to see her get hit in the head.
shareLuke drinks blue milk in ANH.
shareShit, I'd forgotten all about that! Nice catch! These must be the creatures it comes from :)
As an aside, if you watch the supper scene in ANH closely, you'll notice that the milk level in Luke's cup varies wildly between camera angles ;)
Wait? The size of the cup or the amount of liquid?
shareHow did you forget about the blue milk? That's one of those funny things Star Wars fans talk about a lot.
shareSnokes death!
shareWhen Snoke was halved, and no explanation at all as to who he was and how he didn't see his death coming.
shareThe Kamikaze scene is the point where I officially gave up.
shareThe purple hair chick or the Finn one? They both went kamikaze.
shareThe purple hair kamikaze was my biggest WTF moment.
shareIt was kinda cool and stupid as well, she could have set the auto nav and then escaped in a pod, if there was any left.
shareI like how they actually made her look like a kamikaze pilot, too. RACIST. Also, are you telling me that a ship as long as Laura Dern's neck couldn't fly itself if need be? I mean, I get that she had a secret suicide plan, but no one else knew that. My God, this movie was beyond awful. All joking aside, I prefer the prequels.
shareHe didn't see it coming because he thought Kylo was thinking about activating the light saber to kill Rey. That's why it was brilliant.
shareThe whole movie
shareThe prank call gag right at the start of the film. Thankfully there was only a little humour after that.
shareI had a bad feeling the second Luke just casually tossed his lightsaber over the cliff that this was going in a direction I wouldn't like. That was so out of character for Luke and such a blatantly obvious forced humor moment.
Fuck you Kathleen Kennedy
That was pretty shit too. The weird part is all film he carries on about how he hid himself away on purpose...but Im left wondering, what the fuck was the map for then?
shareRigt on. This is the point we in hinsigt can see the story tellers did not take their job serious.
Yeah, I hated that. Especially since it seems to be a metaphor of how Disney is treating Star Wars.
shareYou do know that's where milk comes from, right? Cows, goats, humans ... milk comes from boobs.
shareOf course I do. I grew up on a farm. My wife is from Sweden. But that's not the point here, Ziggy.
The point is: Boobs in a Star Wars movie?! And something eerily close to a grown man being breastfed?!
Then anyone who drinks milk from the store is being breastfed. Would it have been less weird to you if he had milked a cow?
shareThe first 2 minutes when Poe can’t hear the general prank
shareI have a space medallion, oh noes, I might not get the doors to open on this bomber...phew I did but that now means I'm dead.
It was quite early on.