OK what happens


I don't care about spoilers but just tell me:

1) Is this an ESB rehash?
2) Is Rey still a Mary Sue?
3) Does it still have the same stupid kiddie humor that TFA had?

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[spoiler] Luke uses a force astral projection of himself to fight Kylo Ren. Luke NEVER leaves the planet he's on, has his "reunion" scene with Leia via this "astral projection" and fights Kylo and LOSES to him via this this astral projection...then LOSES his "force power" and dies/disappears. I know--I thought it was trolling at first too but many people have corroborated this by now. Even Lucas hasn't done anything THAT dumb. Oh, and Rey/Kylo have an "attraction" in this movie. Fvck Disney--fvck them. [/spoiler]

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WOW I could not have even come up with something that dumb if I tried lol

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Yep. Lucas is better than these people. Go figure. LOL!

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Oh my God! looks like someone has gone into total butt-hurt mode, LOL this is just beautiful dturd6 is now crying like a little bitch because of the direction Disney went with Luke Skywalker's character in the latest Star Wars movie, "oh boo-hoo mean old Disney just ruined my precious Star Wars movie so their not getting any more of my hard earned money" Ha! yeah that'll really show them.

All in all seeing how much this is getting under your skin all I have to say about this is "kudos Disney, keep up the good work" maybe next time Disney can mess up a Marvel movie, apparently it's already been revealed in the comics that Captain America is secretly a Nazi spy or something along that line, I tend to avoid anything related to Marvel comics or the MCU but something like that was mentioned back when IMDb message board was still up and running...any way, it would be hilarious if Disney decided to have Captain America start branding the bad guys in the movies, since I know how much that bothers you that would just be icing on the cake.

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LOL! Oh, GothamCat--still following me around like a real cat. XD
The trolls I burn the most always remember me. I live in your head and you can't seem to get rid of me. ;)
Try preparation H, Cat--or a full-on anal retread. ;)

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Wow! the butt-hurt is strong with this one, LOL! Aw, It's ok kewpie doll you should let your butt-hurt out more often it's not healthy to suppress it, it could led to some serious health problems such as anal bleeding or full rupture of the rectum, so go ahead and just let it out. ;)

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[spoiler]2. Rey's parents are junkers. So the new protagonist of the Skywalker Saga is a nobody with no connection to Luke or Leia. Pathetic.[/spoiler]

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Yeah but as long as she helps Disney sell lots of toys it doesn't matter. That's all these shows have become, overhyped toy commercials. But I can't blame it all on Disney because Lucas started that crap with the Ewoks.

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