Things I learned from Tokarev

1. You can get out of the 'business' clean by just asking nicely.
2. You can recognize the guy you stole a car from many years ago, by his generic neck tattoo.
3. 15 y.o. girls look like 19.
4. A small raunchy bar called The Garage is the perfect place for a Sweet Sixteen party.
5. A 67 y.o. police detective isn't eligible for retirement in Alabama.
6. When going out for dinner, the wife does her hair somewhere between leaving the house and arriving at the restaurant.
7. With a shot wound you can run several blocks and up several stairs, just as fast as anyone, but you die of sliding on an inch of water on the roof.
8. If you confess you teenage sins to your current wife, you do so over the phone, then rearrange your intestines.
9. You get a intel from a drugdealer by appealing to his empathy for drug users.
10. When a school going kid dies, only adults show up at the funeral.
11. If you need to get rid of evidence, you keep the gun for your child to find.
12. If you decide not to shoot, you toss the gun on the ground and walk away.
13. When a car crashes into a police car, the police car explodes.
14. You keep a leather vigilante jacket in your closet, just in case that time comes.
15. The real life son of an actor can play his teenage version at 23 y.o., even if he is taller, heavier and has different facial features. The audience will magically know who it is.
16. Swedes can take the role of an Irish character, just by using an Irish name alone.