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100 Things I learned from The Intern...

posted 9 years ago by scoup
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1. A mega-successful business woman who hits 5 year goals in 9 months is really just a front for hot crying weak mess of a woman.

2. Women overact and cry a lot at work. A whole lot. Especially the ones with ivy-league educations. Over things like desks.

3. A mega-successful business woman needs a man to solve her business problems.

4. A mega-successful business woman needs a husband, even if he cheats on her.

5. Women in the workplace are either crybabies or whores who walk around inappropriately touching people in spite of sexual harassment law and proper etiquette.

6. No matter how tirelessly you work, forget to eat, and build a million dollar company, someone is going to tell you to be careful because you might gain some weight and get fat.

7. Crybaby business women are so useless that they need a man to give them a handkerchief to wipe away their tears. Note to self: have crazy idea regarding small packets of tissues that women can carry in purses or drawers to wipe away endless tears/makeup.

8. Women drivers are terrible - that is if she's even capable of possessing a drivers license.

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[–] scooter338 9 years ago

Knock the chip off your shoulder and enjoy the movies.

[–] max-217 9 years ago

You only mentioned 8. Interested to hear the other 92. Ask Lydia12's help if you're having problems remembering.

[–] gz003 9 years ago

I thought it was a fun post! Funny! everyone is entitled to be a film critic, it's the fun of movies. She's right on all counts, and Im waiting for the other 92 as well. Gotta see who this Lydia12 is everyone loves to hate.

[–] CyberVerm 9 years ago

WOW you people suck, haven't you ever played this game? No need to defend your pretty little feminist movie at every turn! Have fun!

OK I'll go.

9. Men now a days are all about dressing badly and playing video games, what ever happened to the Harrison Ford generation? (yes, the Harrison Ford with an earring at over 70 years old)

10. Women who are successful have Oprah to thank for everything they have achieved.

11. Company's don't need a president, they just need a hipster chick who browses her computer a lot, shows people how to pack and moves around the office in her bike.

12. Robert DeNiro overacts the hell out of everything whenever he is in a comedic role.

13. I know this one has been said but I have to overstate. Women, no matter how successful in life, will always break down to a crying mess and need a shoulder to cry on, they also need to make babies and be with the absolutely gayest husband in the history of film, even if the guy eventually wises up and cheats on her, she'll still be there for him. GIRL POWER!!!

14. A Father can play Ariel in a school play.

15. With all her abilities, would Anne Hathaway's character know how to make a sandwich?

I'm the guy who makes the "worst movie ever" thread in your favorite movie board

[–] johnsonium 9 years ago

Man, you are bad at the game.

[–] Superrrguy 9 years ago

16. Women hate women.

17. New fashion startups need 400 computers for 200 employees.

18. New fashion startups turn off all power saving features on their computers so they are on at all times

19. Old people do not know how to wake up the only computer with power saving on.

20. There are senior citizen intern programs?

[–] rpressley 9 years ago

21. A handkerchief is NOT meant to blow your nose on

[–] drew1116 9 years ago

22. Personal drivers with alcohol problems will imbibe outside of the car instead of inside where they can't be seen.

23. Cheating husbands will kiss their paramours in a car parked directly outside their brownstones

24. When you hear a police siren, you can tell if the car is 30 seconds away

25. Millennials think that 70 year olds are hard of hearing and forgetful

26. Clearing off a desk is cause for ringing an annoying bell at work

27. Emasculated men make great personal assistants

[–] johnsonium 9 years ago

25. Millennials think that 70 year olds are hard of hearing and forgetful

That doesn't belong there. That's true, and they are right almost all of the time.

27. Emasculated men make great personal assistants

Emasculated or gay? This is no surprise. Do you think Joe Sixpack would be a good personal assistant?

[–] shako 9 years ago

28. Employees working in a warehouse love it when the boss tells them how to do their job.

29. Even if you're the boss, you are not able to get someone to organize a junk desk, let alone get your employees to stop making a junk desk.

30. Alcoholics are noble enough to quit their driving job out of respect for a random intern ( maybe its the pocket square)

31. If you take a start up from your kitchen to major office and have it 4 years ahead of schedule, it is wise to bring in outsider to run the company instead of hiring some assistant or office managers.

32. successful business people eat small slices of hard, thin crust pizza, even in New York

[–] franklindf 9 years ago

33. The police actually arrive soon after a burglar alarm goes off in New York City (lol).
34. Police in New York City use sirens when driving to check on said burglar alarms.

Note: I am from NYC and a car/other alarm can go off all night long and no one will do anything. Also, cops only sound a brief siren when speeding through an intersection.

[–] adomono-160-974235 8 years ago

35. CEO's will "go crazy" a little when staying at a San Francisco hotel on a Business trip, by sharing a $15.00 can of almonds from the mini tray.

36. sometimes a CEO's mother can be a "raging bitch"... ( but don't let her know that)

37. There is a shirt available online (in assorted colors) that fits 5 body types.

38. If you call to complain about a mix up in your online order, you might get all 6 bridesmaids dresses in the color you want & a full refund!!!

39. 70 year old men can still umm... (Get aroused) if massaged properly.

40. You can work in Brooklyn, & still not be able to live in Brooklyn.

[–] starfish1620 8 years ago

41. You need to eat then drink

42. It's not possible to have 'me time' even when your child is at school for 6 hours a day.

43. If the child in your care feels unwell at a public park, it's fine for another parent to tell you to leave

44. Despite being attractive, successful and not really That much of a meanie, it's still best to take back your cheating partner to ensure you don't end up buried alone or worse - being buried next to your intern and his wife. 😕

45. Always wear a collared shirt to go to Jay Z's parties.

~~I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they're real~~