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Van Helsing was never immortal

posted 8 years ago by DarthLake
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So how is he now?

[–] stephenguti 8 years ago

Except in Dracula 2000... Until Dracula killed him... But... We don't need to talk about that film.

...Groovy. -Ash Williams

[–] DarthLake 8 years ago

Exactly.

That Film much like Dracula himself is an abomination in God's eyes.

[–] Modern-Prometheus 8 years ago

Tom Cruise isn't playing Van Helsing. His character's name is Nick Morton. He's immortal because of a curse relating to the titular mummy.

Warning! The Monster is loose!

[–] wolfbynyt 8 years ago

the titular mummy

"Titular". I see what you did there.

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

[–] moss_ryder-1 8 years ago

titular and eponymous

Spy a fool!

[–] MisterCard 8 years ago

Who's playing Van Helsing?

[–] Modern-Prometheus 8 years ago

No one. OP wrongly assumed that Tom Cruise was Van Helsing.

Warning! The Monster is loose!

[–] DarthLake 8 years ago

^ Thinks he knows something.

[–] Modern-Prometheus 8 years ago

I know Tom Cruise is not Van Helsing.

Warning! The Monster is loose!

[–] DarthLake 8 years ago

You don't know anything you blow hard.