The church of batman

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Shark repellent, Whale repellent, Manta ray repellent.

And the Lord sayeth: I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you!

Shadows fell on their futile ways, and then there was nothing more...

All members are required to have their parents murdered in front of them so they can be on the same psychological/spiritual level that Bruce Wayne was.

"Thou shalt maintain a well-stocked utility belt, devoid of stimulants"

It's not who I am underneath, But what I do that defines me.

While writing my review, I stumbled upon an easter egg... the QR code on the sign leads to a clue about the Church of Batman the Redeemer. Check out the article: http://123wtf.me/2014/10/19/wtf-the-zero-theorem-2013/

"We've got a date with destiny and it looks like she ordered the lobster."

"When you can balance a tack-hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack!"

"They must have ripped the 'Q' section out of my dictionary, 'cause I don't know the meaning of the word 'quit'.

"When you care what is outside, what is inside cares for you."

Those were all Batman, right?

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I have meddled with the primal forces of nature and I will atone.