The Accurate Erotics of Fifty Shades of Grey/New Yorker Article
I'd never seen this before. It's quite a good analysis of the first movie.
http://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/accurate-erotics-fifty-shades-grey
The article opens with this: "The movie should really be called “Fifty Shades of Foreplay,” because that’s the most important thing it has that most movies don’t..."
Don't tell me you love animals if that's cow muscle on your plate.