100 Things I Learned from Endless Love

I know these lists are kind of dead these days, but I still think they're funny:

1. If your girlfriend gives you a note that says to wait until the lights are out in her parents' house, that is code for "Break In Right Now."

2. If you have sex on the living room floor while your parents are at home, go ahead and sleep there half naked until the sun wakes you up. Don't worry about one of your parents waking up first and coming downstairs for a cup of coffee.

3. The scary guy from The Purge likes dancing.

4. Teenagers showing up at a party expecting to get drunk will be down for a group-organized, parental-supervised group dance routine game.

5. Sleeping in really late is an inheritable trait. Jade "gets that from her mother."

6. It's really safe to lie down on your back in the elephant cage. Really safe.

7. Trust your husband who HATES your daughter's boyfriend to mail a critical letter involving said boyfriend.

8. Sons assert their independence over their fathers by ordering cheeseburgers.

9. They ALL ate the Fatburger.

10. Walking on top of cars is a romantic gesture.