The absoulte DUMBEST characters I've ever seen in a story
Y'know for someone who's going to Princeton University, Emma doesn't seem to have her head on right. Neither does Dean or any other character for that matter. Every time they make a decision it's the worst decision they could've possibly made in the given situation. I suspect that if I ever watch this movie with someone they would quickly try to punch me in the face because I'd just be heckling it the whole time.
For example:
- "Hey girls! So you know that guy from school that none of really know that well? Well he invited us to go on some random dude's boat to do who-knows-what in the middle of the ocean in this random country we don't know. Now even though we really have no idea who this guy is and who owns the boat we should totally go even though they could easily turn out to be rapists or murderers or pirates or something worse! WE JUST HAVE TO GET EMMA LAID!!!! #swag" - The annoying brunette
See how this could end up being a bad idea? Whatever got Emma into Princeton, it clearly wasn't her brilliant sense of judgement.
I could go on but I'm not going to because no