Dean the Mop Head
what was up with Dean's hair? it looked like a fluffy poodle mop on his head. even in the water scenes, his hair had to be brushed in a side-swept bang. like is his forehead deformed? did they have to continuously cover his face with that much hair? it was so ugly like damn chop that off. you're stranded on a desert island, not trying to be justin bieber circa 2009.
and the actor was way too young and baby-faced, it was not sexy at all. he couldn't even grow facial hair. so gross, it was like watching teeny boppers have sex.