New Theme Song used in other shows

What if other tv series, past and present, had taken on a new opening theme for their second season, as opposed to just different opening graphics? They'd insult the intelligence and attention span of loyal viewers by telling us all what we had just seen in the previous year.

I just thought about one for "Batman":

"We started fighting crime
by the names Batman and Robin
We donned satin capes and cowls
To set the girls' hearts' throbbin'.

Then the villains came to town
and tested all our limits.
So sit back, relax, enjoy the show.
We'll be trapped in thirty minutes".




I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked.