MovieChat Forums > Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie (2014) Discussion > What the *beep* pickle did I just watch....

What the beep pickle did I just watch.

posted 10 years ago by BrandonFrazier
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What in the flying donkey *beep* what he thinking making this movie? I just sat through 2hrs of literally the worst movie I have ever seen. The story is retarded, James makes everyone in the movie circle jerk over his AVGN character, the AVGN isn't angry, the jokes fall flat,everything is green screened, and the black kid was obviously forced in. Where the hell did his budget go? I heard he spent over $350k on this wet dog queef of a movie.

Literally, how *beep* hard is this black comedy story to produce...

James Rolfe starts becoming unpopular, he realizes that his AVGN character isn't as popular as it once was and is having trouble paying his bills. None of his movies are selling and the final notice to his house payment comes in the mail. James freaks out and goes on a road trip rampage across America. He comes across people that know his videos online, stays with them, plays terrible games and gets so mad he murders them. Carving a bloody path through the countryside he ends up at a Gaming Convention in California where he ends up hallucinating the gaming devil showcased in a lot of his Nerd videos. The end of the movie he is shot by the police after trying to kill the gaming devil (Surprise! Its the creator of ET, Howard Scott Warshaw) and ends up in a psycho ward with the only thing to keep him company...an atari, with one game...E.T.

One hour, 20 minutes of awesome gory action, no need for paying all these extras, renting military vehicles, doing green screening and paying someone to CG 90% of the movie.

Seriously, just WTF. I am so disappointed right now. Instead of the horror lover Angry Nerd doing a black comedy he makes an Autistic kids Videogame movie based around Area 51 and the government. So *beep* up. If his bitch of a wife is responsible for this, she should be hung.

[–] Sanke 10 years ago

Get over it. Stop watching his videos if it bothers u that much. The fact that it does bother you this much is pretty sad.

[–] ykechan 10 years ago

Perfect response, ironically to AVGN. Just strike out watching his videos and replace with playing the games.

[–] BrandonFrazier 10 years ago

I don't have a problem with the AVGN videos, I have a problem with this movie that I paid for expecting an AVGN movie. Not some feminist, racial equality, sci-fi *beep* with a super washed out, super nice, super pussified Nerd character.

[–] Bathams 10 years ago

Stop moaning about it, what do you expect for $350 k, a Hollywood film lol least he give it a go, James I believe has talent, I still believe he could make something special with a bigger budget.

[–] Freebird314 10 years ago

Stop moaning about it, what do you expect for $350 k, a Hollywood film lol least he give it a go, James I believe has talent, I still believe he could make something special with a bigger budget.

The budget wasn't the problem. It was the script. If he had more money, it would've just been more money wasted since the script was trash. I somewhat can't believe this movie had a script, it was that bad.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

[–] RIP_Matthew_Abaddon 10 years ago

he makes an Autistic kids Videogame movie based around Area 51 and the government

Hey, I have Aspergers. Don't insult me like that...I didn't like the movie either (though I am an AVGN fan).

[–] BrandonFrazier 10 years ago

I didn't insult you, I insulted him and his autistic video production.

[–] Emily_Seung 10 years ago

this has nothing to do with autism? care to go into detail about this? you're just using that word because they've tried to give more awareness in schools about children with this, so you're just using it as an "insult" because it's the only disorder you know about. If it was a couple of years earlier you'd have said the 'Down Syndrome video production'.

[–] Raxivace 10 years ago

This. It's not cool to use terms like "autistic" to insult others.

[–] BrandonFrazier 10 years ago

When the shoe fits.

[–] intothevoid297 10 years ago

Saying something is autistic is the same as calling someone the gay slur that starts with F. It's all in fun and if you can't see this, well that's your problem cuz these words exist and there's nothing you can do about it. May as well save yourself some trouble and not offended over every bad word you hear or else you're gonna give yourself a heart attack. Take my advice, sweety. :)

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[–] mr-bedford 10 years ago

I've just attempted to watch it for the fourth time, I still have half an hour left, it was just so utterly boring. No memorable action or dialogue.