Bj, you must hate Wayne's World, Clerks, 'A Day in the Life' type movies and other mockumentaries and such.
Basically, if it HAD been like Wayne's World, but AVGN instead of Wayne, and the world we were only shown glimpses of, fully featured and expanded, like Rolfe PROMISED (so it wouldn't have been just 'my version'), it would've been a GREAT movie, and I bet a lot of people would have thoroughly loved it.
As it would've contained at least a few reviews also, but we would've been introduced and eased into them in an organic, natural way.. I can't see what's to hate about it. Expanding the AVGN world was an exciting concept, but it never happened in the movie.
Besides, pretty much ANYTHING would've been better than what we were shown.
I am sure that if it had been 'my version', you wouldn't have hated it, but loved it and praised it, unless you just decide to hate everything for the wrong reasons.
The idea had so much potential; seeing LJN offices and programmers would've been really cool, seeing AVGN's daily life with Shítpickles and through-glass-crapping bulls, plus through-glass flying sprites from games, would've been pretty amazing! Especially if the outside of AVGN's house really looks like we were showin in the 'Street Fighter 2010' episode..
Mostly, what I envisioned was 'daily life' of AVGN, which would be more interesting than Rolfe's daily life of course - together with him 'ending up playing games' (and thus reviewing them, too) in some wacky way, like his clones insisting, or maybe one of the other characters or AVGN's established friends coming over and them having nothing else to do.
Then there would be a story arc that becomes like a 'sacred mission' á la Blues Brothers (another from-skit-to-movie type of movie); AVGN would play many so shítty games that his mind is starting to snap (here he could use special effects to his heart's content), and then he would realize that the only way to bring sanity back and erase all the madness is to make some SENSE out of all of it - - and to know the core truth as to WHY or HOW these horrible games got made, would be then revealed through his 'holy quest'.
It could actually easily borrow from the Monty Python movies as well, making it into a mockumentary-'A Day in the Life'-Wayne'sWorld-BluesBrothers-HolyGrail-travel movie, where we would see interesting sceneries, when visiting those programmers, and demanding to know why and how they managed to make so much such awful crap.
I mean, anything AVGN-related that we learned from the videos could be added in, with a dash of something new and unknown, but great for the eyes (sceneries) and satisfying to the mind (to hear the programmers explain why they did it), and then even possibly forcing the LJN CEO to PLAY EVERY SINGLE HORRIBLE GAME (or some selected awful ones) THEY MADE, in the vein of 'National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation' (or is it just 'Christmas Vacation'?), where Chevy Chase's character's cousin kidnaps the boss and brings him to see the plight of the bonusless employer..
So many things could've been possible. If he really wanted to make it like Rocky, but not one big boxing match, he could've really MADE it like that - but the final confrontation would've been with the CEO of LJN or something, instead of Apollo Creed.
Also, it could've been that AVGN's world follows the laws and physics of video games, so he could actually just throw some arc-flying axes to the CEO, and miss, and have all kinds of video-gamish difficulties in reaching him, and there could be a similar videogame-like appearance of all the programmers, which would act as level end-bosses, and every programmer would represent a different video game genre, but in real life, or something like that.
It wouldn't of course have to be -exactly- like anything I suggest, but combining all these ideas you could actually compose a pretty great, interesting and exciting, COHERENT, story and character-driven movie in your mind (unless you have no imagination), that would be better than what we were shown.
AVGN tried that 'videogamelike thing in real life' stuff in this movie, but it was so illogical at that point, and nothing made much sense, so it was just a 'random mess' and so incoherent, it didn't really come off as anything good in any level. At least they could've done it in a more consistent fashion.
I think you either didn't understand my idea, if you are so ready to say you would've HATED it, or you have trouble envisioning the greatness that I can from all this .. from his words, I imagined something great and grand, that would have more than one review, have the hallmark AVGN-style humor, quirkiness, the AVGN spirit, and energy - and still be entertaining and interesting plot-, and storywise.
Maybe you can't imagine it .. but I didn't see you suggesting anything much better. Still, I think you lie, or maybe you just don't want to take anything I say seriously, but if he had actually made a movie like this (and done it well with energy and excitement), I am pretty friggin' sure you wouldn't have hated it, UNLESS you also hate Rocky, Wayne's World, and all those other similar movies.
Basically, my suggestions would've made it like Wayne's World, but AVGN and video games instead of Wayne and guitars.
Anyone that would've hated THAT, well.. those people would've hated pretty much anything good anyway.
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