Things I Learned from Emperor (2012)
1. Heavy Japanese rain is incapable of washing off your bloody grimy face
2. If you suspect your rival General of redirecting bombing away from his love-interest, nuke the whole place. It’s the only way to be sure of thwarting a happy future for him.
3. NOBODY disrespects the Japanese Emperor! Our chief weapon is devotion… devotion and treachery… treachery and devotion…. Our two weapons are treachery and devotion… and ruthless efficiency……
4. It is polite and respectful to respond to American swagger by mooning them
5. If fifty are not enough, you can firebomb extensively to get millions of shades.