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Name a funny line that you've heard random people say! Lol

posted 9 years ago by Miracle1985
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"Being called a crackhead aint so bad!" Lmao!

[–] ant-mac 9 years ago

"You *beep* *beep* ! I am going to *beep* you up when I get you, you *beep* *beep* ! You piece of *beep* *beep* !"

Oh wait, that was a message to me from another gamer after I blew him up with my tank... 

ant-mac

[–] jazzcky 9 years ago

Dat sh!t was f#@ked up last night right?

[–] Hellzkitchen 9 years ago

"what if smoking lettuce could you get you high, but nobody knows because nobody has ever tried it!"

[–] chocolatepiazza 9 years ago

I like when you chose Chef for a gunman in The Big Score(the Obvious Approach) when Michael picks him up Michael says "Are you ready to do something really crazy?" he replies "You mean crazier than working for Trevor Phillips"

Also I love Floyd's comments after Trevor takes over the Vanilla Unicorn.

http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?HuckleberryBeej.

[–] ExplorerDS6789 9 years ago

Also I love Floyd's comments after Trevor takes over the Vanilla Unicorn.

Wade.

I like walking around Grove Street as Trevor and taunting the Ballas. They sometimes say funny stuff like, "yo daddy's a dickhead". Or "Yo mama ain't sh!t."

[–] Sparky1873 9 years ago

Walked by an obeses chick talking into her phone.She was saying" Ooooo yes,I'm a model,really slim and have worked for lots of agencys"

[–] onetimeatbandcamp2 8 years ago

When you're in the middle of a HUGE shoot-out and one of the cops goes "cock sucker!", with the most feminine (GAYYYY) voice ever.

That cracks me up every time I hear it.

[–] the_beast_below 8 years ago

I was blocking traffic while checking my phone in game and the dude behind me was honking and then yelled out "I'm about to *beep* my pants!" and rammed me out of the way.