I loved Trevor. Normally I hate games with alot of video clips but I never get tired of listening or watching Trevor!
Trevor - "If you're gonna give me a sob story, I'm gonna rip your fûcking throat out and shove a turd down the hole!"
Trevor - "Sounds like someone strangling a clarinet player. And I talk from experience.?
Trevor is the best character in video gaming history.
"Thank fck I'm as high as a kite!"
"Who's dick did ya have to suck to get this job? Being a stevedore used to be back-breaking work. Now you're being paid brain surgeon bucks to push an oversized shopping cart!"
"His head just came off; I had nothing to do with it!"
"Mmm! Think of all the angry-revenge sex!"
Save the trees. Wipe your ass with owls!
Yes!!!!
shareFunny thing is he was actually right about being a stevedore. My great-great grandfather was a stevedore during WW1 and there was no heavy machinery to lift cargo from one ship to the next; they had to do that themselves. Those men worked their asses off and were often underpaid.
Save the trees. Wipe your ass with owls!
My favorite GTA 5 character would be Michael, but my favorite quote has to be from Mary-Ann when you're racing her in "Exercising Demons - Michael". I love all the insults she says about Mike.
"Come on, man boobs! Run like Burger Shot's about to close!