Don't waste 2 hours of your life, here's the whole movie SPOILERS
-Utah's buddy Jeff: "Bro, if we do this, we might die!" Utah: "Nah, we'll be fine!" Utah does suicidal leap onto a mountain pillar which no mortal would ever attempt. Buddy does same, dies. "D'oh!" Utah Kill Count: 01
-Utah completes high school, college and law school during the title credit, then joins the FBI. Because that's what extreme athletes do when they kill their best friend.
-Robin Hood wannabes toss bundle of money out of plane. Wouldn't it be easier to cut open the bundle of money first and let it blow out of the plane, rather than having to dive down and cut it loose mid-air?
-Suddenly Utah's an expert on everything, and people actually care what this loser thinks. Utah gets sent solo undercover to France because that's what all FBI candidates go through.
-The FBI has a "U.K. office," and it's Ray Winstone??
-Bodhi: "You've got crappy tattoos too. I like you."
-Girl: "Hi. I'm the love interest. Check out my crappy tattoos." Utah: "I love you. Let's swim in the moonlight." Girl: "You kind of look like Heath Ledger." "Thanks." "No, I mean Heath Ledger now." "..."
-Bodhi: "The first rule of Fight Club is..."
-Boring pseudo-philosophical nirvana crap.
-OK, this wing suit scene is cool.
-Utah: "Follow me down this really dangerous rocky alpine slope!" Douchey hipsters follow, Chowder dies. Utah Kill Count: 02
-Utah: "Stop! FBI!" Bodhi: "We knew it all along." Whaa---??
-Utah shoots gun into air, makes Keanu look like Laurence Olivier.
-Utah kills Roach then "Bodhi," who fights like a girl. Hold on--- "D'oh!" Utah Kill Count: 03 and 04
-Grommet: "There's no way I'm climbing that cliff, I'll die!" Utah arrives. Grommet: "Oh, crap." Grommet climbs cliff, falls, dies. Utah Kill Count: 05
-Ray Winstone: "Oh hey, here's your full FBI badge in my pocket." Utah: "Why didn't you give me this before I climbed that cliff?" "Well, you might have died."
-Utah: “I’m taking you in... no matter what!!” Bodhi: “This is my path.” Utah: “Okay, good luck.”
Utah Kill Count: 06
-Utah: "Look how extreme I am." The end.