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Don't waste 2 hours of your life, here's the whole movie SPOILERS

posted 9 years ago by remmyfilms
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-Utah's buddy Jeff: "Bro, if we do this, we might die!" Utah: "Nah, we'll be fine!" Utah does suicidal leap onto a mountain pillar which no mortal would ever attempt. Buddy does same, dies. "D'oh!" Utah Kill Count: 01

-Utah completes high school, college and law school during the title credit, then joins the FBI. Because that's what extreme athletes do when they kill their best friend.

-Robin Hood wannabes toss bundle of money out of plane. Wouldn't it be easier to cut open the bundle of money first and let it blow out of the plane, rather than having to dive down and cut it loose mid-air?

-Suddenly Utah's an expert on everything, and people actually care what this loser thinks. Utah gets sent solo undercover to France because that's what all FBI candidates go through.

-The FBI has a "U.K. office," and it's Ray Winstone??

-Bodhi: "You've got crappy tattoos too. I like you."

-Girl: "Hi. I'm the love interest. Check out my crappy tattoos." Utah: "I love you. Let's swim in the moonlight." Girl: "You kind of look like Heath Ledger." "Thanks." "No, I mean Heath Ledger now." "..."

-Bodhi: "The first rule of Fight Club is..."

-Boring pseudo-philosophical nirvana crap.

-OK, this wing suit scene is cool.

-Utah: "Follow me down this really dangerous rocky alpine slope!" Douchey hipsters follow, Chowder dies. Utah Kill Count: 02

-Utah: "Stop! FBI!" Bodhi: "We knew it all along." Whaa---??

-Utah shoots gun into air, makes Keanu look like Laurence Olivier.

-Utah kills Roach then "Bodhi," who fights like a girl. Hold on--- "D'oh!" Utah Kill Count: 03 and 04

-Grommet: "There's no way I'm climbing that cliff, I'll die!" Utah arrives. Grommet: "Oh, crap." Grommet climbs cliff, falls, dies. Utah Kill Count: 05

-Ray Winstone: "Oh hey, here's your full FBI badge in my pocket." Utah: "Why didn't you give me this before I climbed that cliff?" "Well, you might have died."

-Utah: “I’m taking you in... no matter what!!” Bodhi: “This is my path.” Utah: “Okay, good luck.”

Utah Kill Count: 06

-Utah: "Look how extreme I am." The end.

[–] donpadilla 9 years ago

I tried watching the first hour of the RoboCop remake and I will never try watching another remake.

[–] vladbc 9 years ago

You sir are a genius :D

[–] remmyfilms 9 years ago

Thank you. Unfortunately I had to waste 2 hours of my life to write that.

:(

[–] wiseguyclothing 8 years ago

Shut up, nobody cares what you think loser.

[–] donpadilla 8 years ago

Don't cry.

[–] ryfe-972 8 years ago

-Robin Hood wannabes don't think of taking some cash in the plane in order to buy their independance from the rich guy and then die like flies when they are force to rob a bank and kill people in Italie.

[–] moviechatterer (15777) 4 years ago

yup

[–] jaddjamar 8 years ago

I thought: 'There is no way they can screw up a bank robbery movie.'
I stand corrected.

So long and thanks for all the fish!

[–] benjobuff 8 years ago

Laurence Olivier. Lol. Hahah. Yes!

The people who made this have zero understanding of what made the first one good. Zero.

[–] Howlin Wolf 8 years ago

This was legit more entertaining than the actual film; you should write for The Editing Room.

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[–] Beserkerdude 8 years ago

You forgot making the very hot T Palmer look blah, that takes skill. Gary Busey is Pappas, not some fat Brit who was boring,a waste of time,