10 things I learned from Noah

1. When you build a boat, make sure to let the mob and their vicious king know they will all drowned soon;
2. If your in the middle of a forest and you learn you will drown soon, make weapons instead of a boat;
3. If your king tells you to kill Noah and steal the boat, make sure not do it when Noah is miraculously on your way during a charge;
4. You still don't recognize Noah when he's shouting so loud even an Elam fighting can hear him in the middle of the angry mob;
5. Everyone during a melee is deaf and can't hear an Elam shouting back to Noah, except Noah;
6. If you're the creator and want to wipe out humans, make sure to start a small rain first to let everyone know they will die soon and will try to destroy the boat with all the creations you want to save instead of just opening water geysers instantly;
7. If you wait the delivery to kill your grandchildren and one of your son comes to tell you something is going on in the boat, it's not a diversion;
8. If your dad didn't and couldn't even save a girl you didn't know 24 hours before and didn't sleep with, you plan to kill him by saving a man that could endanger your whole family;
9. If you're still angry against your dad because you don't have a wife, you leave all your family and your nieces, the only potential wife you could have in the world;