Good-bad film


This isn't half as brilliant as Aronofsky or some fans would like to believe.

So much camp.

Uncanny Valley CGI babies.

Gonzo Noah trying to kill his whole family.

Good trolling on Aronofsky's part.

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Don't forget the use of rocket launchers and spring loaded animal traps..... And corrugated iron

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Don't forget the use of rocket launchers and spring loaded animal traps..... And corrugated iron

This movie is about a man who receives visions from someone called The Creator about the earth being destroyed by water. He and his family are watched over and protected by giant rock creatures called The Watchers as they build a boat and load it up with a sh!t ton of animals because The Creator wants to kill all of mankind (except for them) with the water. And you're worried about rocket launchers, spring traps, and corrugated iron? 

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