Was ALL this really necessary?
"Bad movies we love"? Well, there are "good movies we hate" too!
To be honest, I don't remember when was the last time I watched a movie with so big devotion. Not only because of the mystery, but because of everything. And I went to see it because nothing else (that I hadn't see) was playing, and nothing intrigued me to the whole movie, I felt it would be so boring and long (131 minutes). But, even since the first 5 minutes, I liked it a lot.
But, I was let down in the end. Not because of the sad ending. But because I feel the director tricked us for no reason. Ok, so Sutherland and Sturgess used the girl to steal his paintings. But, really... Just think about it, realistically... You and another guy know someone, and you want to steal the paintings he keeps in a secret room. You think and set AAAAALLL this crazy story, this crazy hoax, to do it?? Wouldn't you just go in his house in masks, put a gun in his face, and tell him to say the password for the door? And then tie him until you do the job?? There is no other in the house, he himself told he sends all the servants away at night.
But no, you have to find a girl, lock her in a huge house, make her call him for the antics job, hide herself in every visit he makes playing sick and crazy, so, if we're lucky, he'll fall in love with her (a guy who has never slept with a woman!!), and put her in his house. Yeah, that's much more logical than call him that you want to visit him to tell him something important, then drug him, open the steel door with a torch, and job's done.
But...there would be no 131 minutes movie otherwise, right?
Very good movie until the last 5-10 minutes. After that, sorry, but it sucked. They could have found a more realistically way to do it. They even left the painting and the automaton with the recorded message! Ok, it's a movie, but give us a break! A whole movie for nothing! How many times have we seen that?? Countless!