WOW I said Storage Wars was Fake
What is this crap, please do not watch 1 episode was more than enough, I have done this for 20+ years and these shows are so phony it's not funny.
shareWhat is this crap, please do not watch 1 episode was more than enough, I have done this for 20+ years and these shows are so phony it's not funny.
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It's a Joke right, how does the auctioneer know ? hmmm I wonder. Legaly they can not step foot into a locket until after the deadline for the original owner or renter of the unit does not pay, which is 1 hour before the sale that day. You could be going to a sale with 20 units and an hour before the sale the owners of those units come in and pay and they are taken off the auction. I have been at sales where the owners themselves bid on their own units trying to get their stuff back cheaper than it would have costed them in rent. Win the unit and find out stuff is missing.
shareWatching it tonight. Thought I'd give it another chance. Ugh.. why? Amazing how all the stuff in the storage units are all laid out. Especially the electronics one. Or they get a bunch of junk but.. "Oh! Wait! LOOOK!" and it's something unusually valuable.
And I love the little interviews. I can hear the director now. "Make sure you use your hands for emphasis!". And they do. Lol.. yes, they do. Awkwardly.
this is so cr*p it cannot be a fake.
shareI got the impression just from seeing the commercials for it that it was fake. came here to see if I was right. guess so!
it just has that look and feel to it. kind of like Operation Repo. a lot of people that are portrayed as stereotypical hick scumbags yet are suspiciously clean with brand new looking clothes and overacting their parts a little too much. it's easy to recognize these fakes now.
and now an actual episode is on. yeah this is staged. very badly staged. this makes the people in Operation Repo seem like good actors.
seems like they wildly exaggerate the worth of most of what they find. like right now he's going on an on about this crappy old original Macintosh desktop and how it's a collector's item worth hundreds of dollars. yeah you can get them on ebay for $30.
I notice that unlike Auction Hunters, they don't bother to see if any of the stuff they get actually works. they fill that time with sudden fist fights and crap instead.
What cracks me up is that almost without exception every time they buy some locker with 5 items in it there is some vastly out of place "valuable" piece of crap usually hidden from view behind one of the bigger items. Every. Single. Time.
"I hope you don't mind but I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar!" Dr Zoidberg, Futurama
you right there.i suspect you do not see all the lockers or all the bidding.
if a locker looked like a treasure trove,the bidding would go through the roof.
yep, agreed, very fake, episode 1 had a fist fight, episode 2 an explosion, they didnt even use decent effects, this was a budget explosion straight from after-effects, it looked terrible and the audience reaction to it was incredibly unrealistic. Why they even bothered I dont know.
shareHow do you like the bidder that bids by saying "Money".
Bwaahahahaaa... I never figured a new catch phrase that would make me semi-appreciate Dave's "Yuuuuuup!" from Storage Wars.
Hilarious.
"Money!"
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Storage Wars isn't fake at all. I've been to a few of the shoots with the guys & have actually seen some of the ones they show on TV. It just so happens they film SO MANY of these, they only select interesting ones.
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I saw a couple of episodes of "Storage Hunters" and my mouth was hanging open at the extent of obvious fakery.
It was the episode where they auctioned shipping containers that did it for me.
One container was full of rats - but they were obvious white pet store rats, and apparently quite tame. Real rats would have chewed up all the expensive furniture stored with them, as well.
And the last container contained a Tesla electric sports car. Really? How did it get there? Had it been lost? If so, for how long, and how did it manage to hold an electric charge? These cars are famous for getting "bricked" (ruined batteries) if the car stays unplugged too long.
I found a thread on a Tesla board with photographic closeups of parts of the car proving it was in fact the Tesla that Hertz owns and rents on the west coast.
And the last container contained a Tesla electric sports car. Really? How did it get there? Had it been lost? If so, for how long, and how did it manage to hold an electric charge? These cars are famous for getting "bricked" (ruined batteries) if the car stays unplugged too long.
I found a thread on a Tesla board with photographic closeups of parts of the car proving it was in fact the Tesla that Hertz owns and rents on the west coast.
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Nice!
I actually noticed something just as suspicious. Did you see how BEFORE the auction nobody could see in to tell what was in the shipping container?
BUT upon the reveal, all there was hiding the car was a false front of a wooden box and the 2 legs that acted as partial sides about 18-24" deep. So how is it nobody could even see the top of the car?
Notice how shiny it was, too? cuz dust doesn't collect in a container?
Good work on the Tesla nonsense. I knew it was staged like everything else on all of the shows, but it's good to have proof of just how outrageously phoney this show gets!
Nothing about this show is real, except perhaps that storage bins do exist and stuff sometimes gets sold off LOL. But everything on this show is fake...actors pretending to bid on storage bins with all details scripted. At least some of the unreality shows are funny and entertaining, but this one is just so God awful stupid it is insulting.
Then these same 6 people all travel together all across the USA to bid against one another for fricken storage units! Really, they are all going to go to Boston, New Orleans, Las Vegas, Hollywood, San Diego?
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