Is Jesse for real?
He spends the episode standing with the "rebel/misunderstood/introspective" look on his face, has the half-raised hoodie, his hands NEVER extend behind the cuffs of his oversized coats...I mean, he is SO cliche that all that's missing is "douchebag" written on his shirt.
"I hope you don't mind but I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar!" Dr Zoidberg, Futurama