and Gosling is some pesky teenager snooping around his lawn
Who told you that wasn't the case? He was woken up by the sound of a flipping coin.
GEDOFFMYLAWN!
He probably did. He's pushing 80. Probably his afternoon nap. Then some rogue Droid model from Banana Republic wanders into his house... I'd be cranky and go all "Gran Torino" too!