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How come Tim Allen lusts after that old woman?

posted 6 years ago by SomewhereElse24 (44)
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In that episode they were like hinting they were going at it, and it was just gross. And in another, they were all about doing it in unusual places, and him implying he wants her bad and all.

I mean what is she, like 60? It's over, dude, leave her alone! To quote Bill Maher, "It's right in the word: men-on-pause!" Let the woman chill in peace, have some herbal tea. She must have one of those osteoporoses, she doesn't need to have her hip pounded. And we'd all feel much better if we imagined old people sex didn't happen at all.

[–] TJLamb0518 (3316) 6 years ago

If you're talking about Nancy Travis, who plays his wife....she's 8 years YOUNGER than Tim Allen.

So you know......you're a child.

[–] SomewhereElse24 (44) 6 years ago

Doesn't really matter. My point is that she's old, as in beyond shagging years. And thus better suited for herbal tea.

Tim Allen, well, he's a man. And also it's Tim Allen - the guy's sturdier than average men his age. He's like the Sophia Loren of men in terms of old-people physical hotness (no homo).

[–] TJLamb0518 (3316) 6 years ago

No homo....just a virgin

[–] Galactus03 (4376) 6 years ago

So woman get beyond shagging years?? What about men?

[–] SomewhereElse24 (44) 6 years ago

Well, I guess not so. Hey I didn't make the rules. I mean, you listen to those teenage girls talk and they still want to screw Sean Connery. Hell Charles Manson had a pile of fangirling groupies who were mostly in their 20s. But then you switch sexes and you don't exactly see dudes lining up to have piece of that Diane Keaton! Again, I didn't make the rules. Money and social prominence are sexy in men, and well-to-do patriarch Mike Baxter has both.

[–] snepts (11123) 6 years ago

I don't know what you're talking about, and I don't think you do either. I doubt teenage girls want to screw the Real Sean Connery, and men who are DK's age may very well want to have sex with Diane. I love Ms Keaton, and I'm guessing she's as pretty as is possible for a woman her age. She's likely lived a very healthy lifestyle, ergo, attractive. I don't know what Manson has to do with anything. And if Mike Baxter = Tim Allen, I'm sure there are plenty of women who want nothing to do with him.

[–] SomewhereElse24 (44) 6 years ago

"I doubt teenage girls want to screw the Real Sean Connery..."

Yes, they do! They very much do! You seem to have no idea what the females are really attracted to. It's not youth. It's mostly about power, status, wealth. They're attracted to men they fear, need, and/or admire. And Sean Connery very much fits the bill for most young women.

[–] SomewhereElse24 (44) 6 years ago

For the record, I'm not of those who say, "After 30, she's done! She hit the wall, man!" Simply because I've come across a lot of attractive middle-aged women. And probably so do the "wall" guys, who may very well go and jerk off to milf porn after they say it. So it's just not true.

However, there's a difference between 38 and 55. I'd say some 99% of the females retire as sexual beings between the ages of 50 and 55, depending on the woman in question. The 1% are like the Sophia Lorens and the like who can still push it to 60. And Nancy Travis isn't one of those. She's like the 99% who bitches about Wall Street and pitches tents with those bums in Zuccotti park.

And it's just not very realistic for a desirable man to still be very interested in her in that way. That's my whole point.

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

What are you, 15? Only a child would make an obviously statement like this.

[–] davebuffalo (3505) 2 years ago

I'm 58 and I find her incredibly attractive and sexy. I also love the (original) daughters too, they are so damn cute.

[–] Hans-Wilhelm (1359) 6 years ago

To me she'll always be Harriet from "So I Married an Axe Murderer"

[–] liscarkat (18589) 6 years ago

OP must be about thirteen years old, or his intellect has been arrested at that mental age.

[–] davebuffalo (3505) 4 years ago

I guess I'm coming at it from a different perspective than you, because I'm in my mid-50's, but I find Vanessa and Nancy Travis to be absolutely, SMOKING HOT! I honestly do find her very attractive.