most random movie ever?
I just saw this in TV, never heard of it before had no idea what was about or who was in it.. at first seemed like a one of those traditional Ryan Gosling Drive type movie he got famous on.. but turned out to be the most random happening and random star studded movie I seen .. like random famous actors just turning up randomly like its a dream or Family Guy or sumthin
So we have Ryan Gosling playing Ryan Gosling as a stunt bike guy who just happens to become a bank robber becuz of the villain from Rogue1/Ready Player1.. oh and he has a kid with Eva Mendes who is married to future MCU Blade .. ok.. then he gets Janet Leigh'd by a cop played by.. wait is that Bradley Cooper? (I actually had to work out in my head if Cooper was famous when this movie came out or if he was like an unknown before realising he must've done Hangovers and ATeam etc by then).. who then gets Training Day'd by .. Ray Liotta?! (yep that's Ray Liotta in his most 'Ray Liotta' role yet turning up at Coop and Rose Byrnes (from XMen) house with two random actors).. then Cooper basically decides to become his Limitless character for..reasons..(maybe becuz of his Scarface dad?) and blackmails Kelvinverse Captain Pike (who'd earlier questioned Cooper like he was Han Solo at Mos Eisley) .. ok. Then we flash forward and wouldn't ya know it the two grown up kids (one being the future Green Goblin 2.0)are hanging out as..that's just how this shit works right..its like destiny or sumthin and sins of the fathers/star wars stuff ..ooh so deep. then it ends with Cooper getting almost Miller Crossing'd ..and Valerian wanting to be his dad becuz things worked out so well for him I guess
Ok I think that was everything right.. ok? I guess only thing missing was Brad Pitt turning up as his Killing Them Softly character to whack everyone