Imagining the pitch meeting
Terry Jones: Simon, have you read the script?
Simon Pegg: Yeah. Am I heaaring that my love interest in this is Kate Beckinsale?
TJ: That's right. She's on board. You interested?
SP: I'll take it.
TJ: Let's talk money.
SP: I said I'll take it. No more questions.
TJ: OK, great, but we want to pay...
SP: I said I'll take it! If I keep talking, there's a non-zero chance I might say something that keeps me from snogging Kate Beckinsale. I won't take that chance.
*click*