I'd rather smash my nuts with a wooden mallet...
I'd rather slam my penis in a sliding glass door.
I'd rather watch a trump speech at a clan rally.
I'd rather...
I'd rather slam my penis in a sliding glass door.
I'd rather watch a trump speech at a clan rally.
I'd rather...
I'd rather shit in my hands and clap.
shareI'd rather have my ears raped, by a horse-cock, wearing a sandpaper condom.
shareI'd rather piss glass.
shareI'd rather throw myself down a never-ending staircase.
shareI'd rather guide my father into my mother.
shareGood. If you smash your nuts, then you probably won't be able to reproduce. Big win for society.
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