A musical comedy remake of "Prisoner of Zenda" featuring an Elvis Presley clone? Maybe even retitled "Return to Zenda?"
shareHundreds a giant ancient shrimp are released from ice when the polar ice caps start to melt. A maverick female scientist wearing skimpy clothing, and taking her top off at any opportunity, discovers them when getting denagrously close to polar bears. She tries to warn people but is ignored except for an retired male scientist who believes in her complete brilliance. Meanwhile the shrimp, despite being creatures without destructive tendencies, start to rip apart warships, oil rigs and anything else they come across. Even occasionally jumping up to take things from the sky, no plane is too high. The military (made up of complete arses) get involved and force the female scientist to help. At some point a young man, whether a hunter or another scientist will be introduced so the slutty female scientist can sleep with him. Things blow up people die, the creatures die. The end. Until the next frozen creature gets defrosted.
shareTriassic Park starring C Thomas Howell, Renee O'Connor, Cody Deal, and some washed up 80's rappers. You got a group of people who somehow find a poorly rendered CGI dino in the woods of Bulgeri...I mean Oregan. Somehow the dino gets loose and wrecks havoc on some random city that gets used to many times in film.
I can totally see this happening.
I have El Sonoma del Torra de Fiero Syndrome. Be happy you don't. Trust me.