From Hell's Heart, I Stab At Thee!
I waited THE WHOLE MOVIE to hear Barry Bostwick shout this line at a CGI whale!
I waited in vain. Although he did say the next bit, "For Hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!" And it was almost as good. Almost.
Okay, I watched this because I've had a thing for Renee O'Connor since her Xena days, but really this movie is the epitome of "so bad it's good". Yeah yeah yeah, nothing makes sense. There's so many plotholes it's actually harder to find the rare thing that made sense, or was done right, or that somebody did a speck of research on. Whatever. Giant whale eats submarines and cruise ships! Barry Bostwick plays a B-movie Ahab! Renee O'Connor is still hot!
I watched this whole movie whilst extremely drunk (I just watched it, I am still extremely drunk), and I have no regrets! I enjoyed this movie un-ironically for what it was. I make no apologies.
Ah, Dystopia. My old friend. Embrace me, that we may die together.share