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How man 'tornado' movies can one sucky network make?

posted 14 years ago by Suspicion
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How man "tornado" movies can one sucky network make? From the SyFy channel, whose owners can't spell or realize that science fiction has no "y" in it, let alone two, we have had:

1. NYC: Tornado Terror - tornadoes in New York.
2. Ice Twisters - tornadoes in a new Ice Age.

and now we get:

3. Metal Tornado

Lets guess what this is about...

A tornado that is metal? No. A bunch of metal sucked up into a mega-tornado? No. A giant frying pan monster craps out a metal tornado? Hmmmmm. Sounds about right.

Speaking of crap. Oh, Lou... how far you have fallen. Is it too much to hope that Phillips will be sucked up in the metal tornado and disappear from Hollywood and the SyFy channel? Nah, too far-fetched.

[–] jamesbrandenstein_1900 14 years ago

Maybe there a Giant Robot involved .

[–] lizandrich 13 years ago

It's a magnetic tornado of course. Some biproduct of an experiment to make free energy. It's terrible, but quite watchable.

She's a man, it's a sled, he's dead already.

[–] msjuicyse01 13 years ago

Agreed which is why about a 4 for this movie seems more fair.

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[–] Tequila_Eclipse 13 years ago

I like your signature. You just spoiled three movies for people... who will only understand if they have seen the movies The Crying Game (and by extension Ace Ventura), Citizen Kane (and by extension an episode of tiny toons) and the Sixth Sense... and therefore are immune to spoilers.

[–] beersandshots 13 years ago

My guess is the Giant Robot eats the giant frying pans, which gives it GRD (Giant Robot Dyspepsia), and the resulting magnetic flatulence is...The Metal Tornado!

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telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
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[–] Xcalat3 13 years ago

My guess is the Giant Robot eats the giant frying pans, which gives it GRD (Giant Robot Dyspepsia), and the resulting magnetic flatulence is...The Metal Tornado!

lmao

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[–] theluckdog 13 years ago

Suspicion wrote:

How man "tornado" movies can one sucky network make?

Then:

From the SyFy channel, whose owners can't spell .......

Yeah ..... and sometimes it's just best to not post a single word. Most especially when you are guilty of the very same thing which you attempt to show someone else as being guilty of.

Just saying .......

[–] Tess-tastic 13 years ago

That is a typo, not a spelling mistake. The OP spelled "man" perfectly correctly

[–] lorddeseiz 13 years ago

I thought it was gonna be a music movie, heavy metal.
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